you know what i hate?
myspace
it bores me.
you know what else i hate?
trends.
they bore me too.
you know what i hate, specifically?
white framed sunglasses, currently.
and you know what else?
kissy faces.

yea.

you know what i dont hate...
cheese.
and i dont hate elliott smith, obviously
or um
music
or blankets!
and oranges and apples

and i do hate computers
ill compile a list of frivolous objects and then i will know what to avoid
like myspace
i want to delete it.
whats this addiction to preteen porn?
and you know what else
whats the deal with being scene?
its ugly and fake.
no one naturally has bleach blond hair and orange skin
or short hair and bangs
or star tattoos

i want to be a cave dweller
and never cut my hair
or see daylight
i like my pale skin because its white and not orange and orange is an ugly color and orange people should be discriminated against.

PROTEST THE ORANGE!
obviously, this calls for an on-location protest, location because cfhs, because everyone is orange. lets turn back time and make the sun the moon and get rid of fake tanning places and everyone will be a natural color instead of orange.